Constitutional Crisis
Constitutional Crisis
Trump
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May 6, 2025
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4 min read
Due Process? "I Don't Know," Says Trump, Offers $1K for "Self-Deportation"
As courts rebuke his administration for illegal deportations, Trump openly questions if immigrants even deserve due process, while DHS dangles cash for people to leave "voluntarily."
SCOTUS
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May 2, 2025
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4 min read
Trump Allies Sue Chief Justice Roberts, Argue White House Should Control Courts?!
In a lawsuit dripping with WTF audacity, Stephen Miller's legal group is suing SCOTUS Chief Justice Roberts, claiming core judicial bodies are actually part of the Executive Branch and under Trump's control.
Woke
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Apr 29, 2025
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3 min read
Civil Rights Division Gutted, Pivots to Fighting "Woke Ideology"? WTF is Happening at DOJ?
Reports claim the DOJ's Civil Rights Division is being dismantled from within, abandoning voting rights to focus on... anti-Christian bias and the "woke" agenda?
Trump
+3
Apr 18, 2025
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5 min read
Appeals Court Calls Admin "Shocking"; @WhiteHouse Tweet Spreads Disinformation and Hate About Wrongfully Deported Man
A federal appeals court just slammed the Trump admin's deportation actions as "shocking." The official White House response? Tweeting doctored headlines falsely calling the victim "MS-13" and vowing he's "NEVER COMING BACK."
Trump
+4
Apr 16, 2025
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4 min read
CRIMINAL CONTEMPT?! Judge Finds Probable Cause vs. Trump Admin for Defying Deportation Order
In a stunning rebuke, a top federal judge says there's probable cause the Trump admin committed CRIMINAL CONTEMPT by defying his deportation order, warning prosecution could follow.
Trump
+4
Apr 14, 2025
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6 min read
"Of Course I Won't Return Him": Trump & Bukele Openly Defy SCOTUS on Wrongful Deportation
Sitting beside Trump, El Salvador's Bukele laughed off returning a man the US admits it illegally deported to his notorious prison. Trump praised the arrangement and mused about sending US citizens there too.
Musk
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Apr 1, 2025
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5 min read
Cash Cannon Politics: Musk Dodges Lawsuit, Hands Out $1M Checks at Pre-Election Rally
Forget bake sales, billionaire Elon Musk just upped the campaign finance game by literally handing out $1 MILLION checks before today's crucial Wisconsin Supreme Court vote. And yes, someone tried to stop him.
Trump
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Mar 31, 2025
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5 min read
Constitution? LOL. Trump Apparently "Serious" About Finding "Methods" for Third Term
Apparently, the 22nd Amendment is less a constitutional limit and more of a... suggestion? POTUS claims he's "serious" about finding "methods" to stick around past 2028. Deep breaths, everyone.