Stock Market

Economy Shrinks, Trump Blames "Biden Overhang" & Says Kids Getting Fewer Dolls Isn't a Big Deal

Apr 30, 2025

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Economy Shrinks, Trump Blames "Biden Overhang" & Says Kids Getting Fewer Dolls Isn't a Big Deal

First GDP report under Trump 2.0 shows contraction. His response? Blame Biden, and don't worry if tariffs mean kids get "two dolls instead of 30." Remember when good economic news was his doing?

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"Grave Concerns": Senators Demand Probe into Potential Trump Market Manipulation After "BUY!" Post

Apr 10, 2025

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"Grave Concerns": Senators Demand Probe into Potential Trump Market Manipulation After "BUY!" Post

Did POTUS engage in insider trading via Truth Social? Top Democrats demand answers after Trump urged buying stocks just hours before his market-moving tariff pause.

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"BUY!" Then Bail? Trump Posts Before Chaotic Tariff Pause/104% China Hit Sparks Manipulation Fears

Apr 9, 2025

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"BUY!" Then Bail? Trump Posts Before Chaotic Tariff Pause/104% China Hit Sparks Manipulation Fears

One Day, Maximum WTF: Trump urges buying stocks hours before partially pausing tariffs (but still hitting China with 104%!). Markets reel, questions swirl. Welcome to Wednesday.

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Not a Typo: Trump Slapping ASTOUNDING 104% Tariff on China Tomorrow

Apr 8, 2025

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Not a Typo: Trump Slapping ASTOUNDING 104% Tariff on China Tomorrow

Hope you don't like affordable electronics! WH confirms a jaw-dropping 104% total tariff hits Chinese imports Wednesday after Beijing refused to blink. Markets are reeling.

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"Going Very Well!" Trump Cheers as Markets Suffer Historic Tariff-Induced Crash

Apr 7, 2025

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"Going Very Well!" Trump Cheers as Markets Suffer Historic Tariff-Induced Crash

As stocks plunged in a "COVID-like shock" from his tariffs, President Trump assured us everything's great, comparing the carnage to necessary "surgery." Feeling reassured yet?

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It's Raining Pain! Tariffs Trigger Market Crash, $3800 Consumer Hit & GOP Revolt

Apr 4, 2025

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It's Raining Pain! Tariffs Trigger Market Crash, $3800 Consumer Hit & GOP Revolt

Just days after Trump's tariff party, markets are crashing like it's 2020, Canada's retaliating, your wallet's bracing for a $3,800 hit, and even GOP Senators are scrambling for the emergency brake.

Stock Market

Economy Shrinks, Trump Blames "Biden Overhang" & Says Kids Getting Fewer Dolls Isn't a Big Deal

"Grave Concerns": Senators Demand Probe into Potential Trump Market Manipulation After "BUY!" Post

"BUY!" Then Bail? Trump Posts Before Chaotic Tariff Pause/104% China Hit Sparks Manipulation Fears

Not a Typo: Trump Slapping ASTOUNDING 104% Tariff on China Tomorrow

"Going Very Well!" Trump Cheers as Markets Suffer Historic Tariff-Induced Crash

It's Raining Pain! Tariffs Trigger Market Crash, $3800 Consumer Hit & GOP Revolt

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